Shatner’s World: We Just Live In It
As a pre-birthday present, Jesus and I got us all tickets to see Shatner’s one-man show. We thought Kirk would get a kick out of it. Did he? We’ll never know. The smug bastard never went in. He just paraded along Hollywood Blvd acting like he was on a red carpet (he wasn’t) and offering to sign autographs (there were no takers). Then he organized an impromptu protest (he was roundly ignored), yelling something about Canadians and socialized medicine.
After the show, we found him slow dancing to SuperTramp with a “woman” in The Frolic Room. I guess we all get what we want in the end.